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Arachnid Poem Two
by ~rodeoclownI\'d love to be a spider
and spin a web of silk,
paralyse small insects
and drink their guts like milk
I\'d make my web an artwork
spun round and round and round
When someone saw it on the grass
they\'d stomp it to the ground
I could get to any room at all
even in the shower.
I could watch the girls get undressed
they\'d see me and they\'d cower
I\'d bite them with my dripping fangs,
inject them with my bite.
They\'d swell and itch and howl with pain
and drop dead by that night
My love-life would be exciting
I would have to hit and run
My girl would use me for her babies,
then try and eat me when she\'s done!
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the raven poe
my sheep art gallery
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You can get away with just about anything as long as you make people laugh.
I could get to any room at all
even in the shower.
I could watch the girls get undressed
they'd see me and they'd cower
That is really funny bit... and this verse as well...
My love-life would be exciting
I would have to hit and run
My girl would use me for her babies,
then try and eat me when she's done!
Please write some more funny poems...!!!!!!
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there is so much beauty around me, sometimes I feel my heart fill up like a balloon, waiting to burst...
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Exactly what breeds insanity is reason. Poets do not go mad; but chess-players do.